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27 September 2009 @ 06:45 pm
Hey, guys. Quick announcement.

I just wanted to say, I know it probably feels a little weird right now, having me as manager. But I promise I'm not looking to make any big changes, okay? I'm just going to be... running the branch. Plain and simple.

Oh, but I am hereby suspending all task forces, squadrons, officerships, and committees.
17 September 2009 @ 12:06 pm
[it's take your Mose to work day! Apparently since Dwight can't leave him alone at home, he's hiding in the plants near Dwight's desk. He'll wave at you, or try to steal your pencil if you get too close]

[whispers: ] This is your work place.
16 September 2009 @ 10:55 pm
That's right. So ... locations. Poor Richards? And what awards do we want to give this year? I was thinking that we have to talk about Kelley's Mad Dance skills in the Cafe' Disco!

What else. This year I want input from my fans around the office.
17 September 2009 @ 12:38 am
So... are we all ready to get back to work?

Because I know I am. I just hate vacations and having fun.
31 August 2009 @ 11:05 pm
Yo~ Mifflinaires. I, the delightful Andrew Bernard, am having a CALL OF DUTY PARTY this Thursday. During work duh. So, uh, everyone should totally come and we wouldn't have to do any of that boring stuff we're normally supposed to be doing. Plus it'll totally give me a chance to show off my skills! I've been levelling in my free time!!!11!

Yeah, so totally, you should all be at work on Thursday to play CALL OF DUUUTY!

But don't invite Angela She-who-must-not-be-named.

Or David Wallace.

And then we might go to Hooters after!
Current Location: MY DESK, YEAH!
Current Mood: excitedexcited
Current Music: "Another One Bites the Dust" ~Queen
31 August 2009 @ 04:54 pm
Show of hands, who didn't see this coming?
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
29 August 2009 @ 03:49 am
Hey guys.

I'm scouting out locations for potential meetings with clients and there's a Hooters that just opened up next town over. Wings, women, anyone wanna come?

Shouldn't be hard to get in that's what she said Nobody else goes there at 10 in the morning. Don't know why, it's not like the wings taste different in the A.M.
28 August 2009 @ 12:58 am
I just want you all to know that wasting your time, playing around on the internet, commenting with these LiveJournals? Isn't an appropriate use of company time. I'll expect you to mark down any time that you spend on this and report it to payroll.

It's only the responsible thing to do.
28 August 2009 @ 01:42 am
Welcome to officedressing!

Play nice, follow the rules and maybe Dwight will give you a shiny new Schrute Buck.

And really, who doesn't want to earn those? : D