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29 August 2009 @ 03:49 am
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Hey guys.

I'm scouting out locations for potential meetings with clients and there's a Hooters that just opened up next town over. Wings, women, anyone wanna come?

Shouldn't be hard to get in that's what she said Nobody else goes there at 10 in the morning. Don't know why, it's not like the wings taste different in the A.M.
 
 
 
mynameisdwight on August 29th, 2009 08:11 pm (UTC)
Kinda busy here, Michael. Sorry.

And you know what? I don't think Hooters is a good idea for business meetings.
lvl_midnite on August 29th, 2009 08:13 pm (UTC)
Of course it is, Jim. Everyone loves Hooters.
mynameisdwight on August 29th, 2009 08:24 pm (UTC)
Not really.
lvl_midnite on August 29th, 2009 08:26 pm (UTC)
Sure they do. Hooters is a wonderful family restaurant with locations all over the country.
mynameisdwight on August 29th, 2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
Nooot really family friendly, Michael.

For some reason I really doubt our female clients will appreciate having meetings there.
lvl_midnite on August 29th, 2009 08:36 pm (UTC)
You don't have to be a guy to appreciate good wings, Jim.
mynameisdwight on August 29th, 2009 08:40 pm (UTC)
That's not really the problem.
lvl_midnite on August 29th, 2009 08:42 pm (UTC)
Then what is it?

...oh. Oh my god.

You don't like the waitresses.

Sexist. That is sexist, good sir.
mynameisdwight on August 29th, 2009 08:48 pm (UTC)
Actually, that's sort of the opposite of sexist.
HTMfail. D: Again, keywords. <3 - lvl_midnite on August 29th, 2009 08:53 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Andy Bernard: Fistpump!the_nard_dog on August 30th, 2009 02:09 am (UTC)
DUDE! I am so in bossman. Great idea.
lvl_midnite on August 30th, 2009 02:10 am (UTC)
keywoooords <3
[Michael is now suspiciously absent]
Andy Bernard: Buhwut?the_nard_dog on August 30th, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)
X] Thaaanks~ I'm super pumped we have a Michael! :D
Bossman? You there?

[Andy snoops around, hoping to find Michael.]
lvl_midnite on August 30th, 2009 02:16 am (UTC)
I'm a little afraid I won't do him any justice <3 also, I love Andy.
[Michael may or may not be under his desk waiting for Andy to gtfo]
Andy Bernard: Are you serious?the_nard_dog on August 30th, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)
Pffft, you'll do just fine. <3
[Andy pokes around Michael's office.]

Boooossman?
lvl_midnite on August 30th, 2009 03:31 am (UTC)
I hope so. <333
[still under the desk--using the logic of 'if I don't think about him, he'll go away']
Andy Bernard: I can't get no satisfaction!the_nard_dog on August 30th, 2009 03:34 am (UTC)
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[Andy spots Michael and omg he is so excited.]

BOSSMAN! Hey, so you wanna go to Hooters, man?
lvl_midnite on August 30th, 2009 03:38 am (UTC)
[has the quintessential 'dammit he got me' expression]

Aaaaahahahandy Bernard. Actually.....Something just came up.

Something...important. Here. And it seems I will have to be here for the next...

[Checks watch.]

...Forever.
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didthecoalwalk on September 1st, 2009 12:46 am (UTC)
I'm sure going in the morning is a great idea, Michael.
lvl_midnite on September 1st, 2009 12:52 am (UTC)
Paaaamburger Helper. Pam, eggs, bacon and Spam.

Sure it is. Are you coming?
didthecoalwalk on September 1st, 2009 01:00 am (UTC)
No, thank you. I have fruits and oatmeal for breakfast today.
lvl_midnite on September 1st, 2009 01:01 am (UTC)
Sure?

...Cause it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
didthecoalwalk on September 1st, 2009 01:10 am (UTC)
...It's not because it's 5 o'clock somewhere that you should be eating wings, Michael.
lvl_midnite on September 1st, 2009 01:23 am (UTC)
Well, then when should you be eating wings? It's not like there's a designated...wing-eating...time sort of thing.

Unless you don't like wings.


...If that's the case, you and I could always go out for a drink after work. Or at lunch. Or right now.
didthecoalwalk on September 1st, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
I think you should check with Jim before asking me out on dates.
lvl_midnite on September 1st, 2009 05:02 am (UTC)
...oh, you're still seeing him?
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oh poor Pam I almost wish I was sorry <333 - lvl_midnite on September 2nd, 2009 03:19 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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