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31 August 2009 @ 11:05 pm
CALL OF DUTY PARTY!!!!  
Yo~ Mifflinaires. I, the delightful Andrew Bernard, am having a CALL OF DUTY PARTY this Thursday. During work duh. So, uh, everyone should totally come and we wouldn't have to do any of that boring stuff we're normally supposed to be doing. Plus it'll totally give me a chance to show off my skills! I've been levelling in my free time!!!11!

Yeah, so totally, you should all be at work on Thursday to play CALL OF DUUUTY!

But don't invite Angela She-who-must-not-be-named.

Or David Wallace.

And then we might go to Hooters after!
 
 
Current Location: MY DESK, YEAH!
Current Mood: excitedexcited
Current Music: "Another One Bites the Dust" ~Queen
 
 
 
Jim Halpert: o_o!!fathalpert on September 1st, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
Oh, sorry, man. I've got plans.
Andy Bernard: Holy shnikeys!the_nard_dog on September 1st, 2009 05:06 am (UTC)
What? Nooooooo. Tuuuna. You were totally going to be on my team.
Jim Halpert: seriously?fathalpert on September 1st, 2009 05:09 am (UTC)
Yeah, sorry about that. Big client meeting. Can't miss it.
Andy Bernard: Heylo?the_nard_dog on September 1st, 2009 05:11 am (UTC)
Whaaaat. Dude. Skip it. Office-wide Call of Duty is way more important.
Jim Halpert: o_o!!fathalpert on September 1st, 2009 05:15 am (UTC)
...Plus lunch with my parents.
Andy Bernard: Ey-oh!the_nard_dog on September 1st, 2009 05:20 am (UTC)
Are they, like, dying or something? You can totally skip that too.

C'mooooooon Tuuuuuunaaaaaa.
Jim Halpert: really?fathalpert on September 1st, 2009 05:28 am (UTC)
They're, uh, driving in. To talk about the wedding. And then there's that client meeting, so. You'll just have to... blow things up without me, man.
Andy Bernard: Buhwut?the_nard_dog on September 1st, 2009 05:35 am (UTC)
Dude, then it's gonna be like ugh, like, Dwight and Stanley and the bossman playing. This suuuucks.
Jim Halpert: um...fathalpert on September 1st, 2009 06:03 am (UTC)
Yeah, sorry about that.
Andy Bernard: Buhwut?the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 03:06 am (UTC)
You're sure you can't be there?
Jim Halpert: let me think about thatfathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)
Totally, absolutely, 100% sure.
Andy Bernard: Heylo?the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 03:12 am (UTC)
There's not even a little chance you're gonna be at work for like just an hour?
Jim Halpert: very sneakyfathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:16 am (UTC)
Nnnnope, not even a little.
Andy Bernard: Herm.the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 03:26 am (UTC)
Well, then, what about Friday?
Jim Halpert: ruh-rohfathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:27 am (UTC)
...Pam's parents.
Andy Bernard: Oh.the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)
Next Monday?
Jim Halpert: very sneakyfathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:32 am (UTC)
...Sales calls. All day.
Andy Bernard: I'm rockin' robin!the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 03:37 am (UTC)
Tuesday!
Jim Halpert: ruh-rohfathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:37 am (UTC)
...Meeting with the wedding planner.
Andy Bernard: I can't get no satisfaction!the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 03:41 am (UTC)
Seriously? Next Wednesday.
Jim Halpert: o_o!!fathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:46 am (UTC)
Hitting the golf course. Gotta push that paper, man.
Andy Bernard: Are you serious?the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 03:50 am (UTC)
Dude, are you ever going to be at work?
Jim Halpert: very sneakyfathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
Nope. Never.
Andy Bernard: Buhwut?the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
1/2
Andy Bernard: Bitch please.the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
2/2
Whaaaaaat?
Jim Halpert: angst!fathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:58 am (UTC)
Yeah, I'm not going to be... *This one is soooo not going to work. Especially when he has to come into the office tomorrow. :|* I gotta go.
Andy Bernard: Oh.the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 04:12 am (UTC)
No way dude. I gotta say goodbye!
Jim Halpert: seriously?fathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 04:35 am (UTC)
Goodbye?
Andy Bernard: Heylo?the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 06:03 pm (UTC)
Because you're not coming back to work. Duh.

I'll even help you pack your stuff, dude!
Jim Halpert: whoafathalpert on September 3rd, 2009 02:02 am (UTC)
Andy Bernard: Buhwut?the_nard_dog on September 6th, 2009 02:32 am (UTC)
Karen Filippelli: [express] bored.notfar_enough on September 1st, 2009 06:14 am (UTC)
What server are you going to be on? I could skip that meeting and kick some ass.
Andy Bernard: Fistpump!the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)
It's, "SKB" which totally stands for "Stamford Kicks BOOTAY." But I'll tell everyone else it's Scranton Kicks Butt. Totally way more lame.

And you should join in. Because you kick ass.
orangeiswhorish on September 1st, 2009 06:15 am (UTC)
I can read this Andy.
Andy Bernard: Herm.the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)
Huh. I thought I fixed that.
lvl_midnite on September 2nd, 2009 03:57 pm (UTC)
[As the boss, Michael probably should be saying something against this.]

[Then again, he's Michael.]
Andy Bernard: I'm rockin' robin!the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 06:04 pm (UTC)
[Andy hopes he won't and Michael doesn't even have to be on Dwight's team!]
lvl_midnite on September 2nd, 2009 06:50 pm (UTC)
[Michael doesn't even know how to play; he's the kind of person that would hide under a cardboard box]
Andy Bernard: I'm so excited! And I just can't hide itthe_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 07:15 pm (UTC)
[But the bossman is totally awesome and would pick it up really quickly! Andy promises. Cross his heart, hope to die.]
lvl_midnite on September 2nd, 2009 07:19 pm (UTC)
[It's not that Michael doesn't want to play, it's that he doesn't want to play with Andy.

...Or Dwight.]
Andy Bernard: Ey-oh!the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 07:26 pm (UTC)
[Well Jim is apparently leaving work FOREVEEEER so Andy can pretend to be Jim and then can be on his team!]
lvl_midnite on September 2nd, 2009 07:43 pm (UTC)
[Andy would be given away by the fact that he knows how to work the camera and use a snoke grenade.]
Andy Bernard: Oh.the_nard_dog on September 2nd, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)
[Should Andy just try to use the sniper rifle all the time?]
lvl_midnite on September 2nd, 2009 07:52 pm (UTC)
[No, because Andy is not Sniper Wolf that's cheap and Michael might end up sending him to the annex with Kelly.]
Andy Bernard: Oh.the_nard_dog on September 6th, 2009 02:23 am (UTC)
[Damn. This is a dilemma. Not that Andy really knows what the word means.]