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31 August 2009 @ 04:54 pm
Meta and MASSIVE SPOILERS for the new season  
Show of hands, who didn't see this coming?
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Pam Beesley {The Office}: B&W; My entire world in this momentdontcallmepammy on September 2nd, 2009 01:12 am (UTC)
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There's the man I agreed to marry.

But table making, Jim! You could be making our kitchen table.
Jim Halpert: o rlyfathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 02:27 am (UTC)
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There he is.

What's wrong with the kitchen table we have now? Pam, I grew up eating Froot Loops at that kitchen table.
Pam Beesley {The Office}dontcallmepammy on September 2nd, 2009 02:36 am (UTC)
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It's too bad we have to break up.

Just think of the story we'd have to tell our child.
Jim Halpert: [pam] up to something?fathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)
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It looks like I don't have any choice, Beesley.

See, I'd really prefer to read Harry Potter to him. Her. The baby. ...Our baby.
Pam Beesley {The Office}: So happy to see himdontcallmepammy on September 2nd, 2009 02:46 am (UTC)
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It's a shame, really. But you should know, I'm keeping the ring.

It is a classic tale of good versus evil.

....Say that again.
Jim Halpert: [pam] proposalfathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:08 am (UTC)
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Our baby. Oh my God.
Pam Beesley {The Office}: JAM; Kissing in the rain; Engaged!!!dontcallmepammy on September 2nd, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)
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Our baby. We can do this, right? I mean, we've dealt with Michael all these years. He's just a big baby, really.
Jim Halpert: [pam] surprise!fathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:15 am (UTC)
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Are you kidding? Pam, we are going to kick ass at parenting. We're going to be the All-Star Team of parents.

And we're going to make the most amazing baby in the entire universe.
Pam Beesley {The Office}: You can see she's a beautiful girldontcallmepammy on September 2nd, 2009 03:19 am (UTC)
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Sorry. Moment of doubt. It won't happen again. Probably.

So how long until Michael figures out I'm not just fat?
Jim Halpert: [pam] snugglesfathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:25 am (UTC)
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Look, it's okay, I'm nervous too, but there's nothing to worry about. You're going to be a great mom.

I'm not sure. I haven't been around a lot of pregnant women. I don't think my mom counts.
Pam Beesley {The Office}: [Jim] Glamour coupledontcallmepammy on September 2nd, 2009 03:33 am (UTC)
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We're going to be the best parents ever. All our kids friends are going to want us to adopt them.

I'm going with seven months. I think that's how long it'll take him.
Jim Halpert: I am so goodfathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:35 am (UTC)
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Exactly what I'm talking about.

I think we can pull that off.
Pam Beesley {The Office}: Photoshoot; White Dress; Glowdontcallmepammy on September 2nd, 2009 03:43 am (UTC)
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No problem. If anybody can do it, we can.
Jim Halpert: awesomefathalpert on September 2nd, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
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So returning to the problem at hand, how do you want to break up?
Pam Beesley {The Office}: We sell paperdontcallmepammy on September 2nd, 2009 04:52 am (UTC)
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Like, totally?

Ummmm....affair? No...that's going to get one of us dirty looks from people at work. I never really thought this would be something I'd have to think about.
Jim Halpert: very sneakyfathalpert on September 3rd, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)
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How dare you.

Just as a prank. It's just a prank. Um...
Pam Beesley {The Office}: Little miss thing wants attentiondontcallmepammy on September 3rd, 2009 02:21 am (UTC)
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You can't honestly think I'd do that.
Jim Halpert: angst!fathalpert on September 3rd, 2009 02:25 am (UTC)
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Of course not.

I'm just... I'm having trouble coming up with something.
Pam Beesley {The Office}: Her face is a map of the world;dontcallmepammy on September 3rd, 2009 02:26 am (UTC)
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We could just accept the fact that Andy's going to be at our wedding whether we like it or not.
Jim Halpert: that worries mefathalpert on September 3rd, 2009 02:27 am (UTC)
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Oh, but it'd be so nice if he weren't.
Pam Beesley {The Office}: JAM; Kissing in the rain; Engaged!!!dontcallmepammy on September 3rd, 2009 02:28 am (UTC)
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It would be, but is it really worth it?
Jim Halpert: [pam] proposalfathalpert on September 3rd, 2009 02:40 am (UTC)
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...No. No, it's not. *And, because the very idea of staging a breakup is totally freaking him out, Pam gets a kiss.*
Pam Beesley {The Office}: [Jam] Kiss me too fiercelydontcallmepammy on September 3rd, 2009 02:49 am (UTC)
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Good. [She doesn't really mind, since the idea of even a fake break up scares her, so she happily returns the kiss]
Jim Halpert: [pam] surprise!fathalpert on September 3rd, 2009 03:14 am (UTC)
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Andy can be Best Man, I don't care. I don't. Michael can give you away. I just want to marry you.
Pam Beesley {The Office}: [JAM] Foreheads together; We're pregnantdontcallmepammy on September 3rd, 2009 03:50 am (UTC)
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Andy can be the priest for all I care. Just as long as it's official, and you're my husband. That's all I want.
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